Oscar Whiner
Loves hot dogs (I mean he is one!) hates Bratwurst-thinks it is a hotdog knock off
Loves killing zombies and saving the world
Fears being eaten by badgers
He sleeps in the meat drawer of giant refrigerator designed to be his house
He lives in the fridge
Loves the X-Files cause Fox Mulder is a BA
Loves making balloons squeak and squeal
Oscar is a Hotdog made from the intestines of the popular book character Wilber from Charlotte’s web. Except in the alternate universe he is from Wilber was not saved from being slaughtered and Oscar was made from his remains. He has the ability to walk talk and live since he is from such a special pig. He was eaten by a glowing black hole badger in the alternate universe that transported him to our universe.
His main character trait is his ability to wield a broadsword and a battle-axe simultaneously.
He was processed in a research facility and a mixture of compounds spilled on him activating his ability to live walk and speak.
The best thing to ever happen to him was the accident that gave him the ability to live.
The worst thing that has ever happened to him is the beaver zombie apocalypse he is currently stuck in.
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